Posts from ‘May, 2008’

This is just awesome. I’m still laughing. What it is, Gary Kasparov (famous chess player) is giving what looks to be a press conference when in comes a flying dildo. I thought someone was just going to throw it at him or something … but no, this thing is like a helicopter. [...]

It would appear that Lego is attempting to target a more adult and perverse type of consumer that’s into simulating sex acts with little plastic figures.

Here’s a funny commercial for IPA Beer. It features a guy repeatedly getting killed but not dieing because the Grim Reaper is too busy enjoying a beer at the bar instead of out claiming souls. So I guess we all now know how to beat Death … offer it a beer. [...]

The other day I came across a tattoo of The Simpsons TV show character Comic Book Guy declaring itself the “worst tattoo ever” … but looking at this tattoo entitled 2 Girls 1 Cup, I think it’s safe to say this one is far worse not to mention just plain gross.  Why [...]

I’ve seen this commercial before, but saw it again a few hours ago on TV and thought it was funny enough to post here on the site. It’s for the Subaru Forester and it spoofs the whole sexy babes in bikinis washing cars thing. Instead of babes in bikinis though, there’s a bunch [...]

Well what can you do then?  I don’t know what kind of establishment this sign resides in, but they forgot a couple of things: NO BREATHING … and NO HAVING FUN.  If you can think of anything else feel free to add it to the comments.

Firstly cheating on your girlfriend is just plain wrong … but just because something is wrong doesn’t mean people aren’t going to do it.  With that said, if you are going to cheat on your girlfriend it’s very important that she doesn’t find out … because if she does this is really bad for you, [...]

Nobody asks to be born … so whether it’s on purpose or by accident at least have the decency to give the kid a name that’s not going to be a running joke for the rest of his life.  I don’t have anything against the names Charley, Willard, Horse or Dick.  Those [...]

When I saw this picture I was reminded of a Seinfeld episode where Jerry was doing one of his standup comedy routines and talking about getting the toe.  He said something like getting that is way worse than getting the finger because giving the finger is easy; you just have to take [...]