USA Today has a funny story about some guy who’s suing JetBlue airlines for $2 million because he says he was made to sit on the toilet for three hours during a flight from San Diego to New York City. Apparently the man was told by the pilot to give up his seat to a flight attendant who was assigned an uncomfortable “jump seat” to sit in. Poor baby. 
I don’t know what the guy is complaining about anyways. As far as I’m concerned he had the best seat on the whole damn air plane. We should all be so lucky as to have our own private room away from crying babies, drunken businessmen droning on about the stock market, and people falling asleep next to us leaning on our shoulder. Most of all if you have to pull a number one or a number two, you don’t even have to get up … and you sure as hell don’t have to wait in line to use the can.
