A Plastic Penis Water Bottle Is Only The Beginning

You’ve heard of marijuana being described as a gateway drug.  If you don’t know what a gateway drug is; basically it’s a drug that people who haven’t used drugs before first try that leads to harder drugs like cocaine and heroine.  But this post isn’t about drugs, I’m just using them as an example to help you understand my thoughts on this plastic penis water bottle this woman is drinking from.  Much like marijuana, someone may begin using this plastic penis water bottle innocently enough figuring “hey it’s no big deal. I’m just having fun.”  Fun indeed till you realize that the plastic penis isn’t enough for you anymore and you start to crave the real thing.  The next thing you know you’re starting to have your boyfriend, or other guy friends, secretly urinate on you.  When one guy isn’t enough, you get two, then three, then before you know it there’s a room full of guys peeing for all they’re worth.  As your addiction grows stronger and stronger you move from the privacy of behind closed doors urination to the world of fetish porn where you begin starring in films primarily based around golden showers.  Urine is your drug of choice.  You crave it.  You need it to survive.  Then one day the walls of your life come crashing down and you end up living on the street where you spend every waking hour of your day searching for urine puddles to roll around in that have accumulated in bum infested back alleyways.  Your only means of making money is having truckers and the occasional clown on his way home from a children’s birthday party urinated on you for two bucks a pop.  It’s a tough way to make a living.  All you have left in the world are your urine soaked clothes and the memory of a faded youth that began to spiral out of control with that first sip of water from that plastic penis water bottle that you thought was a big joke drinking from.  Well who’s laughing now?