According to this newly released photo, no doubt taken by some paparazzi scumbag asshole, SpongeBob SquarePants appears to be a chain smoking alcoholic. This image is far from what he has presented himself to be in the media over the past several years; a clean living happy go lucky sea sponge.
In somewhat related story, it was reported after a night of hard partying this past weekend at several of L.A.’s trendiest nightspots, Bob returned home to his Hollywood Hills mansion that’s shaped like a pineapple with Dora The Explorer, Daphne from Scooby Doo and notorious partygirl Paris Hilton for some all night kinky underwater themed sea sponge sex. The next day Bob was spotted at the free clinic receiving treatment for a undisclosed STD allegedly contracted from hotel heiress Paris Hilton. When contacted about this allegation Hilton responded “It’s no big deal. Nothing a little ointment three times a day won’t clear up.”
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5 responses so far ↓
1 ettarose
// May 7, 2008 at 6:11 am
Maybe if she had not tried to use him as a contraceptive sponge, he would not have gotten the STD!
2 MaryLou
// May 7, 2008 at 9:00 am
And where’s Patrick in all of this debauchery!!!??? That’s a hoot.
3 TeasasTips
// May 7, 2008 at 10:32 am
I new he was going to let Hollywood go to his head!
4 tazdog
// May 7, 2008 at 1:27 pm
I wonder how Dora felt about all this?
5 The Other Blog » Blog Archive » The Other Blog by Bradley Hart // May 14, 2008 at 2:22 am
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