Small Pecker Condoms

If it’s not bad enough that you have a small penis … now the condom makers have to go and make condoms especially for guys like you which makes your lack of size all the worse.  That’s like a double whammy it sucks to be you kinda thing.  Just remember though; it’s not the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean that counts.  Tell yourself that the next time you pull one of these out of your wallet and the woman you’re about to have sex with laughs her ass off.

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