Come this November why would Americans want to vote for a presidential candidate that has puny flabby muscles when they could vote for McBain? I think a cartoon character would be a refreshing change in the White House. Oh wait a minute, I forgot about Elmer Fudd the current President.

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I think that appendage below the belt there seems like wishful thinking more than anything.  Although in my case it’s pretty damn close.
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Personally I’d prefer to have a TV in the bathroom rather than an iPod … but for those of you that like a little mood music whilst you’re sitting on the throne, this is perfect for you.  So when your bowels move you can listen to the wide assortment of crappy [...]

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Here’s a little something for all you cat lovers, people with short attention spans who haven’t got the patience to watch video clips that are more than one minute long, and for those of you with cold hearts that hate everything the world has to offer. For the cat lovers: who wouldn’t love 10 [...]

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Nothing says stupid manly like wiping your ass with a piece of sandpaper.
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Do you think the smell of the shit in combination with the water brings on a euphoric experience of religious enlightenment? If it was me using that bowl after eating some spicy burritos, I think an exorcism would need to be held.
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