I remember watching episodes of Beavis & Butthead all those years ago, and how they used the phrase “butt munch” a lot. I never actually saw either one of them munch any butts. So I just assumed it was a figure of speech to define an idiot or a jackass or whatever else along those lines. I didn’t think butt munchers existed in the literal sense … cause why would someone go around munching on some else’s butt? I can see biting someone’s butt, but muching down on it? It’s not something I would do … but the world’s a big place with many people. So at some time or another, I guess I was bound to come across a muncher of butts. I suppose it was inevitable. So ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, I present to you an actual picture of a butt munch in action. Look at how fierce he looks; almost sinister in his munching methods. A very odd sort indeed. I tell you this much my friends, if I ever come face to face with this guy, I’ll be sure to have my back against the wall.
Picture Source: Evil Milk
