
Please do not sit on crocodile. Is this something people really need to be told? My thought is, if you’re considering sitting on a crocodile, maybe the crocodile isn’t your biggest concern. I’m thinking your biggest concern in that case could be your stupidity and blindness. Because if you’re not stupid, and you’re not blind, why would you sit your ass down on one of the most fearsome and dangerous reptiles the world has to offer? And if you are stupid, and you are blind, then you shouldn’t be walking around in a place like that unattended to begin with. Even if you knew nothing about a crocodile, just the look of it should be enough to deter you from sitting on it. Its big jaw with razor sharp teeth should throw up, oh I don’t know, about a dozen red flags. Stay away! This is your first, best and final warning. Come any closer and I will eat you. Then again, please do come closer stupid blind person and sit on me because I think it would make a cool photo for your collection … a nifty upload for you Facebook profile. While someone snaps the picture, I will eat you because I am hungry … and in the end a stupid person tastes the same as a smart one.
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