Every once in awhile a product comes along that makes my mouth salivate with the anticipation of popping a juicy morsel in my mouth and enjoying every bit of flavour that it has to offer. But I have to be totally honest with you on this one; the thought of fish assholes in my mouth does nothing for me. In some countries they may be considered a delicacy … but where I’m from, a fish asshole is just a fancy smancy name word for where the fish poop comes out. If I’m going to eat assholes, I want the real thing. I want cow assholes … and I don’t want to know it. I just want them ground up along with the lips and formed into hot dogs and passed off as real meat so I can enjoy one when I’m at the game. And that’s all I got to say about that.
Source: Break
