Isn’t it unfortunate that we live in a world where you have to constantly worry about your possessions being stolen? There’s always somebody lurking in the shadows waiting to pounce on their opportunity to steal from you. And those people are never really to blame because it’s always the innocent person that’s told, “well you shouldn’t have left your door unlocked,” or “you shouldn’t have left anything visible in your car” … furthermore, “you’re just inviting a thief by doing that.” Yeah, it’s all my fault. I encouraged someone to commit a criminal act against me by being thoughtless. I should be the one who gets locked up. Of course I’m being sarcastic, but if I had a monkey like the one in this video clip, I, and the police, and the court system wouldn’t have to worry about thieves anymore, because if anyone messed with me, they’d have to deal with my badass primate that lives in the trunk of my car that frowns upon stealing and has a very bad attitude towards it. So bad in fact, he kind of makes the Sopranos look like a bunch of choir boys.