Well I personally don’t have a bad case of diarrhea. If I did, I assure you that I wouldn’t be sitting here telling you about it. I’d be sitting somewhere else. If you know what I mean. Actually, if I had a laptop instead of a desktop I’d probably be sitting [...]

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I remember watching episodes of Beavis & Butthead all those years ago, and how they used the phrase “butt munch” a lot.  I never actually saw either one of them munch any butts.  So I just assumed it was a figure of speech to define an idiot or a jackass or whatever else along those [...]

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Here’s a group of guys that obviously take their pool safety seriously.  Otherwise why would they be floating an electrical outlet power bar on a pair slippers?

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Now with Easter gone for another year, so go the Cadbury Creme Eggs. This delicious chocolate candy with a soft centre, which I look forward to every single year, had no choice but to commit a mass suicide with all the remaining unsold brethren that failed to find a stomach as their final resting place. [...]

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No doubt some of you have noticed that Steven Humour, your favourite site in all the world, has been a bitch to log on to lately. It’s been slow … and at times completely offline. This is because of the server it’s on. Apparently the company that hosts the site has [...]

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“Hey! Hey!,” said in the voice of Krusty The Clown. Steven here welcoming you back to the latest addition of Top 5 Friday. I’m glad you could join me. Today’s list has a little bit of something for everyone. That is if you’re into stripping, beer, stupidity, commercials, and a not [...]

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