Baby Scared By Fart

One day this baby will grow up and realize that farts aren’t a thing to be scared of.  He will find that they are a thing to laugh at … and when he does, he’ll be farting all the time.  Then he’ll get to that stage in life where he farts in secret because he doesn’t want to embarrass himself.  You know those quick sneaky silent ones?  Afterwards, under his breath, he’ll still laugh, ’cause secret farts are funny too.  Then he’ll move on to old age when farting become uncontrollable as he tries to make his way to the bathroom in time before he messes himself.  But on the way there, he’ll laugh, because after all is said and done, farting is funny. LOL.

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