Finally a triathlon I can participate it. Forget the traditional 10K, or whatever length, swimming, running and biking version. The Spanish Triathlon seems so much more fun and actually achievable. Let’s face it, most of us are never going to be able to run a triathlon. At least not one that’s going to be considered world class, top notch or even competitive because it takes years of dedication to get in that kind of shape. But as it stands, even the most lazy one of us are in good enough shape to complete in the Spanish Triathlon. No real training required. All we need is a beer, a huge serving of spaghetti and meatballs, and a hot chick wearing a hula skirt and a crown … or if a hot chick isn’t your thing, a bald guy with a giant perfectly round head and a stick figure like body.
Hopefully for this elephant that poo tasted the same going in as it did coming out. When I watched this for the first and only time, I cringed a little bit, but that just me thinking of what that must taste like. For elephants though, this could be a pachyderm delicacy. Like a rich person who eats caviar … or a college student who eats pizza they found in the sofa the day after the big party. At least this elephant had the sense to get the poo fresh from the source instead of waiting for it to drop on the ground and get all dirty, cause that would’ve been disgusting. Doing it this way just made it really gross.
I think what would’ve made this video even better would have been the elephant taking a page out the monkey’s book and throwing that poo at the person recording this video. That would be awesome. That’s actually what I was expecting.
On the poo tossing note, this thought just occurred to me, the zoo should hold some kind of animal Olympics to see which animal can toss the poo the furthest. I know it sounds gross, but for the animals it would be an opportunity to showcase their skills. In the poo toss I’d put my money on the monkey. I know the elephants have the strength, but monkeys have the experience. They’ve been throwing poo for a really long time and it’s pretty much what they’re famous for. So how could you bet against that?
I personally find soccer boring. I’m not saying that soccer players aren’t skilled or what they do at times isn’t totally amazing. They are, and it is, but I’ve been to a soccer game before and I’ve seen it on TV and I can barely stay awake. Although if soccer incorporated Kung-Fu into it, I think I could actually get into that. Legally being able to kick other players, especially ones that take dives, would sure liven things up. Maybe if soccer added something like that to its game it might build up a following and become the world’s most popular sport. Oh, wait a minute …
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