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Here’s an effective way to catch a guy’s attention to sell him something he probably doesn’t need. What better place to put your company’s logo than on the ass of sexy cheerleader at the game? At least I’m assuming she’s a cheerleader … either that or prostitute dressed like one who takes MasterCard for her services.
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I’m by no means an authority on the United States of America, but I’m pretty sure there are only 50 states … and just to make sure of that I went to Wikipedia for conformation and just as I thought, 50 states. But here’s video clip of Barrack Obama claiming he’s visited 57 states with more one to go.
I personally thinks it’s great for a presidential candidate and potential president to not know one of the most basic things about his own country. It just goes to prove that intelligence isn’t the main thing when vying for the most powerful position in the politics. It gives hope to the stupid and intellectually challenged … and that’s a good thing. Bravo Barrack for giving this to all young people out there. Although I hope this doesn’t give Paris Hilton any ideas for a presidential run in 2012.
I don’t know if I would call that the worst tattoo ever … but I’m not one to argue with the logic and wisdom of Comic Book Guy.
Have you ever noticed that a lot of bad tattoos end up on people’s asses? It’s like they know they’re going to be bad so they put them there so they can cover them up.
Picture Source: Evil Milk
Remember Carlton (Alfonso Ribeiro) from the Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air? Well here he is years before that show starring in some commercial from the 1980’s selling his break dancing book Breakin’ & Poppin’ and looking like a mini Michael Jackson.
Video Source: College Humor
Here’s a funny email I got from Dave over at Tailgating Ideas, the premier web blog dedicated to enhancing your tailgate party experience, that I thought was rather amusing that I thought I’d post for you to check out and maybe get a laugh from as I did. Enjoy!
The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing ‘father’s details;’ or putting it another way…. Who’s yo’ Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
Be sure to check out #11. It takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don’t know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he’s had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son’s conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me.
8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time…..well, I don’t have clue.
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World, maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave, mine might have remained unfertilized.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can’t be sure which one made you fart.
Yep, you guessed it right - you are all paying taxes to support them!
As if it wasn’t bad enough getting buried up to his head in sand at the beach … this guy has to endure the humiliation of being part of a sand penis sculpture for all to see. Wouldn’t his mother be proud.
Picture Source: Evil Milk
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